Uma Família da Pesada (1999)
A série animada apresenta as aventuras da família Griffin. O ignorante Peter e sua esposa Lois residem em Quahog, em Rhode Island e têm três filhos. Meg, a filha mais velha, é uma pária social, e o adolescente Chris é estranho e sem noção quando se trata do sexo oposto. O mais novo, Stewie, é um bebê gênio decidido a matar sua mãe e destruir o mundo. O cachorro falante, Brian, mantém Stewie sob controle enquanto toma martinis e resolve seus próprios problemas de vida.
Alex BorsteinLois Griffin / Tricia Takanawa / Loretta Brown / Barbara Pewterschmidt (voice)
Seth GreenChris Griffin (voice)
Mila KunisMeg Griffin (voice), Girl #2 (voice)
Mike HenryAdditional Voices (voice), Bruce the Performance Artist (voice), Dad (voice), John Herbert / Giant Mutant Rat (voice) e 6 mais...
Patrick WarburtonJoe Swanson as Wise Man (voice), Joe Swanson as Imperial Probe Droid (voice), Joe Swanson (voice), Joe Swanson / Superman (voice) e 3 mais...
Adam WestMayor Adam West as Grand Moff Tarkin (voice), Mayor Adam West / Fairy Godmother (voice), Mayor Adam West (voice) (archive sound), Mayor Adam West (voice) e 1 mais...
Kevin Michael RichardsonSun (voice), Jerome (voice), Jerome / Daddy Pig (voice), Rerun (voice) e 44 mais...
Gary ColePrincipal Shepard (voice), Father O'Leary (voice), Principal Shepherd / Optometrist (voice), NCIS Fan (voice) e 15 mais...
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1Married... with Cancer (1)
Brian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage.
Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits.
1Os Caras da Banda
Stewie e Brian formam uma banda infantil que tem fama, mas uma garota fica entre eles e se separam. Enquanto isso, Peter e Lois insistem para que Chris consiga um emprego e acaba sendo o assistente pessoal da vida sexual de Quagmire.
1Pilling Them Softly
Stewie is diagnosed with ADD and prescribed Adderall, which Brian takes to write a 2000-page proposal to pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a book convention. Meanwhile, Quagmire and Peter compete, Iron Chef-style, to determine which of them gets to keep his new cooking show.
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
Os Griffins tentam escalar o Monte. Everest porque Lois fica competitiva novamente com seu ex, Ross Fishman. Infelizmente, os Fishmans vencem a competiÃ§Ã£o, mas o perigo se aproxima no Monte. Everest e o filho dos Fishmans, Ben, morreram congelados. Para sobreviver, os Griffins comem o cadÃ¡ver de Ben e resgatam com sucesso os Fishmans antes que morram procurando por ele.
1A Febre da Loteria
Peter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they canâ€™t handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded.
1Convite Para Morte
In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one.
1Estrada para Meta Universo
With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.
Brian comeÃ§a a namorar uma mulher chamada Carolyn, mas decide nÃ£o fazer sexo com ela porque (como Stewie aponta) nenhum de seus relacionamentos funcionou porque ele faz sexo imediatamente depois de se conhecerem. Depois de trÃªs semanas, Brian descobre que Carolyn estÃ¡ namorando Cleveland porque ela acha que Brian sÃ³ quer amizade. Isso leva Brian a convencer a ex-mulher de Cleveland, Loretta, a se reconciliar com ele para que Brian possa namorar Carolyn. Loretta convida Cleveland para um hotel para se reconciliar com ele; no entanto, Cleveland explica que ele a perdoa por tÃª-lo traÃdo, mas ele deve seguir em frente com sua vida. Cleveland entÃ£o visita Carolyn, que ele descobre que o estÃ¡ traindo com Quagmire. Ele vai ver Brian e eles fazem as pazes.
Quando a energia acaba na casa dos Griffin, Peter decide educar sua famÃlia e passar adiante a maior histÃ³ria jÃ¡ contada: a histÃ³ria de Star Wars! ApÃ³s a Princesa Leia (Lois) ser sitiada por Darth Vader (Stewie) e seus malvados Storm Troopers , C-3PO ( Quagmire ) e R2-D2 (Cleveland) escapam para encontrar a Ãºnica pessoa que pode ajudar a AlianÃ§a Rebelde. Em sua busca pelo planeta deserto de Tatooine , C-3PO e R2-D2, encontram ajuda extra em Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), Luke Skywalker (Chris), Han Solo (Peter) e Chewbacca (Brian) e voltam para a batalha na Estrela da Morte em uma luta intergalÃ¡ctica Ã©pica atÃ© a morte.
1Stewie Loves Lois
Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.
1North by North Quahog
Peter and Lois decide to go on a second honeymoon. But when Peter crashes the car, he decides to pose as Mel Gibson to stay in his fancy hotel suite, where they find a copy of a "The Passion of the Christ" sequel. They attempt to destroy the film and end up being chased by two priests who went to retrieve the film.
1The Thin White Line
Brian takes a job on the police force as a drug-sniffing dog, which leads him down a path of cocaine addiction. Trying to kick the habit, Brian checks into a clinic. With the Griffin family cruise canceled due to Brianâ€™s absence, Peter gets the idea to vacation at the rehab retreat.
1Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
Lois' Aunt dies and leaves her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves in to the new mansion in Newport only to lose their fortune after Peter makes an extravagant purchase at a charity auction.
1A Morte como uma Sombra
Depois de Peter beber muito numa festa de despedida de solteiro, mesmo que ele tenha dito a Lois que nÃ£o iria, ele Ã© demitido de seu emprego na fÃ¡brica de brinquedos Happy-go-Lucky por estar de ressaca. Peter logo se aplica para o bem-estar, mas depois de uma confusÃ£o, recebe um cheque de $150.000. Eventualmente, Lois descobre, e Peter decide devolver o dinheiro, despejando-o de um dirigÃvel no Super Bowl. Ele acaba preso e sua famÃlia acaba vindo lhe resgatar.
2Dead Dog Walking (2)
Brian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision.
2Foxx in the Men House
Peter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound "coolness," he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland.
2Festa de San Gennaro
Peter e Lois decidem que Ã© hora de Chris resolver seus problemas de controle da raiva atravÃ©s de um esporte. Enquanto isso, Stewie, Brian e Frank Sinatra Jr. tentam abrir um restaurante italiano.
2Papa Has a Rollin' Son
For Fatherâ€™s Day, the guys track down Joeâ€™s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewieâ€™s doctor tells him that heâ€™ll only grow to be 5â€™1â€, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what itâ€™s like to be short.
2The Book of Joe
Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.
After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
2O CampeÃ£o de AudiÃªncia
Os Griffins se tornam uma famÃlia Nielsen e Peter decide manipular as classificaÃ§Ãµes. Mas quando vizinhos zangados o deixam saber que ele foi longe demais com suas mudanÃ§as absurdas, ele deve encontrar uma maneira de restaurar a normalidade na televisÃ£o.
While the Griffins are housebound during a hurricane, Brian ingests psychedelic mushrooms. He sees bizarre and unsettling things, and acts accordingly. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is bored and irritable, and Meg finally lashes out at Chris, Lois and Peter for all the crap they've given her.
2O Melhor da RÃ¡dio DifusÃ£o
Brian decides to confront Rush Limbaugh when he comes to Quahog for a book signing.
2FamÃlia de Judeus
When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.
2Eu sonho com Jesus
Peter compra um disco de sua mÃºsica favorita (" Surfin 'Bird " dos The Trashmen) e ouve sem parar, irritando sua famÃlia. Eventualmente, Stewie e Brian roubam (e destroem) o disco. Perturbado, Peter vai Ã loja de discos pegar outra cÃ³pia e descobre que o balconista Ã© Jesus Cristo ; Jesus explica que ele volta a cada 100 anos ou mais para verificar o mundo. Pedro torna-se amigo de Jesus e o convence a se revelar. Jesus entÃ£o se torna uma celebridade, negligenciando sua amizade com Pedro; ele Ã© entÃ£o encontrado bÃªbado em um apartamento e preso. Peter paga sua fianÃ§a; Jesus percebe que ainda tem muito a fazer e decide voltar para sua casa. Antes de partir, Jesus dÃ¡ um presente a Pedro: mais um disco de "Surfin 'Bird".
2Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend Jillian and Stewie tags along to help pay the rent but he tries to interfere with their relationship. Meanwhile Meg and Chris get jobs at the convenience store where Chris befriends the manager Carl who leaves Meg to do all the work. Carl soon fires her and promotes Chris to the co-boss.
Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
2Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school after his teacher wins the lottery. When Brian is moved to teach a class of troubled kids, Chris falls in love with his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart, who promises to love Chris only if he kills her husband. When Lois finds out, she and Stewie decide to teach Chris a lesson.
Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.
2O Morto Desconhecido
Enquanto ensina Meg a dirigir, Peter bate na antena parabÃ³lica da cidade, o que elimina a tv da cidade. Ele promete a Meg que se ela levar a culpa, ele vai dar um carro para ela. Sem TV, Peter fica louco, o que deixa a famÃlia louca. Enquanto isso, depois de se recusar a comer o brÃ³colis que Lois lhe dÃ¡, Stewie tenta construir um dispositivo de controle do clima que destruiria todos os vegetais.
Stewie is surprised when he makes friends with another boy his age, but later taken aback when he learns that Stewie wasn't invited to his birthday party.
Peter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to take care of the children for them.
Depois que os pilotos das linhas aÃ©reas locais declaram greve, Quagmire procura um novo emprego e se torna gigolÃ´. Quando seus clientes comeÃ§am a evitar pagar por seus serviÃ§os, ele pede ajuda a Peter para obter dinheiro.
Stewie doesnâ€™t like Brianâ€™s stand-up comedy jokes, so the two of them fight. To get back at Brian and make him jealous, Stewie builds a robot friend. But when the robot outsmarts Stewie and dumps him, Brian and Stewie reunite. Meanwhile, Lois forces Peter to get a new mattress.
Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.
Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.
3O MistÃ©rio Do Carter
Quando Brian descobre que a empresa farmacÃªutica de Carter Pewterschmidt estÃ¡ negando ao pÃºblico a cura do cÃ¢ncer para obter mais lucro, ele e Stewie planejam expor o grande segredo que pode mudar o mundo. Enquanto isso, Quagmire revela seu prÃ³prio segredo de arrepiar os cabelos.
When Quagmire recovers from his "accident" he learns that his sister Brenda needs his help.
3Bem-vindo de Volta Carter
After Peter catches Carter having an affair, he is forced into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.
Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd move to Quahog. Brian and Stewie find out about their secret agency. They are told that there are Russian Sleeper Cells all over US. They go talk to Mayor West, and find out he is one of the sleeper cells. They follow Mayor West to Russia where they disable a nuke aimed at the US.
3Estrada para a Alemanha
Durante uma festa na casa dos Griffin, Mort Goldman acidentalmente entra na mÃ¡quina do tempo de Stewie (confundindo-a com um banheiro), forÃ§ando Brian e Stewie a pegar um bloco de devoluÃ§Ã£o e ir atrÃ¡s dele. Eles encontram Mort em uma sinagoga de VarsÃ³via , na PolÃ´nia , pensando que ele estÃ¡ no cÃ©u, pois vÃª membros de sua famÃlia mortos lÃ¡. Eles logo percebem que a data Ã© 1Âº de setembro de 1939, o dia da invasÃ£o nazista da PolÃ´nia e o inÃcio da Segunda Guerra Mundial . Na Inglaterra, Stewie percebe que a plataforma de retorno estÃ¡ sem combustÃvel e Brian sugere que eles encontrem algum em uma instalaÃ§Ã£o de testes nucleares em Berlim. Eles entÃ£o encontram o verdadeiro Hitler (que ordena sua execuÃ§Ã£o), mas eles escapam. Para evitar que esses eventos se repitam, Stewie mata a versÃ£o de Mort que viajava com eles.
3Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
When Joe feels that his disability is holding Bonnie back from living a full life, he decides to get a leg transplant. Excited about his new ability to walk, Joe engages in extreme sports, and soon ditches his current friends, for more active ones. Peter and the guys are upset at how Joe is acting and decide to teach him a lesson.
3Hell Comes to Quahog
After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's power supply. Brian and Stewie team up to save the town from the corporate giant.
After Mort bowls a perfect game, and Quagmire gets a key to the city by performing CPR, Peter notices he has nothing to be proud of. He then attempts to achieve fame by setting the world's record for most nickels swallowed. However, a slight miscalculation leaves him blind with nickel poisoning.
3Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
Peter's toy company gets bought out by the El Dorado Cigarettes company, and the toys are then used to market cigarettes to children. When Peter, on Lois's advice, confronts his new bosses about their evil use of toys, they promote Peter to president to shut him up. Lois, pleased with all the perks that come with Peter's new position, keeps her mouth shut too, while Brian quits smoking in protest. Peter's bosses send him to Washington to lobby against a bill that would put them out of business, because they figure politicians will be able to relate to a big dumb fat guy. When Lois finds Stewie smoking a cigarette, she goes down to Washington to stop what Peter's doing, and Peter ends up getting the El Dorado Cigarettes company fined $100,000,000. Brian helps himself to a cigarette as the family drives away.
Peter, who is concerned that the world is about to end because of Y2K, convinces the family into canceling all their New Year's Eve plans. After bombs destroy everything, the Griffins set off to a Twinkie factory in Natick.
4Big Trouble in Little Quahog
Stewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size.
4Follow the Money
Chris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog.
4Inside Family Guy
Family Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series.
The guys go to an abandoned asylum seeking inspiration for a new horror movie idea, but end up accidentally killing a man they think is keeping them hostage. Wracked with guilt, they each try to pin the murder on someone else. Meanwhile, Stewie is on a mission to destroy Brian's glasses because he's annoyed by how pretentious Brian's been acting when he wears them
4Brian the Closer
Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.
4A Fistful of Meg
When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.
4A MÃ¡quina do Tempo Pirou
Brian usa a mÃ¡quina do tempo de Stewie e acidentalmente inverte a direÃ§Ã£o do tempo. Agora, Brian e Stewie precisam encontrar uma maneira de redefinir a direÃ§Ã£o do tempo antes que Stewie "esteja por nascer".
Stewie tries to be a big boy and steals Brian's car for a joy ride but lands in a bit of trouble. Meanwhile, Ryan Reynolds visits Quahog and becomes obsessed with Peter.
4Um Amor para Brian
When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy.
4BebÃª nÃ£o estÃ¡ a bordo
Os Griffins decidem fazer uma viagem ao Grand Canyon. Eles deixam Stewie em casa, sem perceber atÃ© que estÃ£o em Nova York. Quando Stewie percebe que estÃ¡ sozinho, ele decide aproveitar sua solidÃ£o. Cleveland e Quagmire chegam, Stewie os confunde com intrusos e os pulveriza com gÃ¡s lacrimogÃªneo. Percebendo seu erro, ele os acorrenta na parede do porÃ£o dos Griffins. Lois fica preocupada por nÃ£o ter notÃcias de Cleveland ou Quagmire, entÃ£o os Griffins voltam para casa. Depois que Stewie termina toda a comida da casa, ele percebe que precisa de sua famÃlia e os abraÃ§a quando retornam.
4Stewie Kills Lois (1)
Lois and Peter sail off on a cruise. Jealous that he was left behind, Stewie's matricidal tendencies are rekindled. When Brian challenges him to actually do it, Stewie carries out his diabolical plan.
4Saving Private Brian
Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and are shipped to Iraq, where they try to get honorably discharged by doing anything they can. Meanwhile, Chris decides to join a goth band.
4Don't Make Me Over
When Meg gets turned down for a date, she asks her family for support. Lois ends up taking her to the mall, where she gets the ultimate makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys, but when their first gig fails, the family ends up performing. Impressed by Meg's singing, a record producer signs the family, and their travels eventually land them on "Saturday Night Live."
4One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
4Brian in Love
Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating all the pee stains around the house, so she decides to potty-train him. When an incident in the supermarket reveals that Brian is the one responsible, he goes to see a therapist. Brian finds out that his love of Lois is causing his accidents, so he decides to confront her.
No jogo de futebol de Chris, Peter entra em uma briga com uma mulher, que ele achava que era um homem, e lhe dÃ¡ um soco no rosto. Depois de ser colocado sob prisÃ£o domiciliar, Peter fica inquieto e acaba transformando o porÃ£o em um bar completo. Lois comeÃ§a a cantar todas as noites e se torna a atraÃ§Ã£o principal. Enquanto isso, Stewie cria uma mÃ¡quina do tempo para evitar dores de dentes mas acaba levando muito mais do que isso.
Lois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.
The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay.
5Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
Taylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver.
5Peter, Chris & Brian
Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.
On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.
The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
5A VinganÃ§a do Joe
Quando Bobby Briggs, o criminoso que atirou em Joe anos atrÃ¡s, deixando-o em uma cadeira de rodas para o resto de sua vida, se torna um fugitivo, Quagmire, Joe e Peter se unem para caÃ§ar o bandido.
5Zig Zag no Tempo
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.
5Sou Dura na Queda
After Lois dominates her competition in the boxing ring, Peter decides to become her promoter.
After attending to the concert of a teen superstar, Stewie discovers a surprising secret about the singer. Meanwhile back at home, Chris tries to prove the existence of the Evil Monkey.
5O Homem dos Dois Brians
Quando Brian estÃ¡ ferido, os Griffins acham que ele pode estar ficando muito velho. Peter compra um cachorro mais novo, a quem chama de "Novo Brian" e ele decide sair de casa. A alegria implacÃ¡vel de New Brian comeÃ§a a irritar Stewie, que pede a Brian para voltar. Brian se recusa, dizendo que nÃ£o vai voltar se o Novo Brian estiver lÃ¡. Stewie diz a New Brian que nÃ£o gosta dele, e New Brian revida revelando que violou Rupert (o ursinho de pelÃºcia de Stewie). Irritado, Stewie mata New Brian e falsifica uma nota suicida; os Griffins entÃ£o levam Brian de volta.
5Lois Kills Stewie (2)
Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the look out for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Determined to take over the world again, Stewie auditions for the American Idol. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do.
5Whistle While Your Wife Works
When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very attractive but not very intelligent woman. He tries to get Brian to break up with her, but Brian can't do it.
5The Clevelandâ€“Loretta Quagmire
When Peter hears Loretta scream, he tries to help out, but discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland. Peter figures out that it was Quagmire and decides to tell Cleveland about it. But when Loretta walks out on Cleveland he doesn't take it lightly.
5And the Wiener Is...
Peter feels jealous when he finds out Chris has a larger penis than he does, so he tries various tactics like buying a new car and joining a gun club. He then takes Chris on a father-son hunting trip only for Chris to eventually save the day.
5Love Thy Trophy
When Spooner Street ends up winning the float contest in the Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out over custody of the trophy. Meanwhile, to raise big money for a new Prada handbag, Meg gets a job at a pancake house, where she pretends that Stewie is her illegitimate crack addicted baby. Child services investigates and soon finds the Griffin home unsuitable for a baby, and take Stewie to a foster home. The residents of Spooner Street declare peace, and decide to rescue Stewie.
5Um HerÃ³i se Senta ao Lado
Quando a FamÃlia Griffin recebe novos vizinhos que se mudam para a casa ao lado, Lois rapidamente se torna amiga de Bonnie, Meg logo se sente atraÃda por seu filho, Kevin, e Peter fica irritado com toda a situaÃ§Ã£o. Depois de Peter ferir o melhor jogador do time de beisebol de sua empresa, Sr. Weed o obriga a encontrar um substituto, entÃ£o Peter rapidamente muda de idÃ©ia sobre seus vizinhos e convida Joe para jogar. Quando Joe aparece no jogo, Peter descobre que ele estÃ¡ em uma cadeira de rodas. Joe acaba sendo a estrela do jogo, o que deixa Peter com ciÃºmes, jÃ¡ que ele tambÃ©m quer ser herÃ³i. Peter acaba tentando impedir um assalto a banco para provar seu valor mas acaba ficando preso em toda a situaÃ§Ã£o.
6The D in Apartment 23
When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house.
In order to "save" Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town.
Peterâ€™s sister, Karen, decides to come for Thanksgiving and bullies Peter the same way Meg treats him. While Meg is at first amused, she later feels badly and decides to help Peter train to defeat his sister in a wrestling match. Meanwhile, to avoid overeating on Thanksgiving, Stewie and Brian decide to go on a cleanse, which Stewie takes one step too far.
6The 2,000-Year-Old Virgin
After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.
6Life of Brian
Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.
6Vida Nova para Lois
Lois tem uma crise de meia-idade e seu comportamento maduro de 20 anos deixa Peter estressado. Enquanto isso, Stewie encontra uma tartaruga no parque que nÃ£o quer nada alÃ©m de matÃ¡-la.
6AÃ§Ã£o de GraÃ§as
Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.
6Brian Escreve um Best Seller
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie become his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher.
6A Filha do Quagmire
Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby left at his doorstep. Meanwhile, Stewie creates a stupid clone of himself that he uses as a slave. When he ends up creating a clone for Brian too, they find out that the clones are unstable, at which point the clones break down.
6Quero Me Formar
Peter tenta obter uma promoÃ§Ã£o impressionando sua chefe Angela, o que o leva a explodir inadvertidamente parte de um hospital infantil. Depois de saber que precisa terminar a terceira sÃ©rie para conseguir a promoÃ§Ã£o, ele volta para a escola. Peter se ressente de estar ali, e sÃ³ passa na nota depois de vencer um concurso de ortografia. Quando ele retorna ao emprego para a promoÃ§Ã£o, Ã‚ngela informa que ele estÃ¡ preso por explodir o hospital.
6Padre de Familia
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in the pro-American sentiment at a Veterans' Day parade, but his tune quickly changes when he finds out he was born in Mexico. Unable to prove his citizenship, pass the naturalization test or convince investigators that his marriage to Lois is for real, he ends up working as a groundskeeper on his father-in-law's estate and leading the fight for immigrant rights.
6Prick Up Your Ears
Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have her replaced. A conservative christian comes to Quahog and gets rid of the condoms at James Woods High. As a result the kids find an interesting loophole. Meanwhile Stewie, terrified of the Tooth Fairy, decides to set traps to destroy him.
After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he is a genius. To prove Peter wrong, Brian suggests he take a test of the MacArthur Genius Grant. The test results say that Peter is technically mentally challenged. Peter has no problem abusing this handicap until Lois is injured and the kids are taken away because Peter is not mentally fit for parenting.
Peter sneaks away on his and Lois' anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to give Peter a revelation to help his marriage if Peter helps him get a date.
6Death Is a Bitch
When Peter tries to get out of paying a doctors bill by faking his own death, he is visited by Death himself, who wants to take Peter away. After Death twists his ankle while chasing Peter, everyone on Earth becomes immortal while death is incapacitated.
6O Filho TambÃ©m Desenha
Chris perde o interesse em ser um escoteiro jovem, jÃ¡ que prefere seguir desenho e arte. O Mestre dos Escoteiros, em seguida, expulsa Chris dos batedores. Peter entÃ£o leva a famÃlia para a Big Apple para tentar que Chris seja reintegrado aos batedores. Depois que Peter toma o caminho errado, a famÃlia acaba em um cassino nativo americano. Lois, em seguida, fica obcecado com as mÃ¡quinas caÃ§a-nÃqueis, enquanto Peter vai em busca de vidente para provar que ele tem sangue nativo americano nele.
7The Griffin Winter Games
To the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.
Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (1985).
7High School English
In an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: "The Great Gatsby," "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" and "Of Mice and Men".
Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.
7Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.
7Into Harmony's Way
When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peterâ€™s head.
7Amigos sem BenefÃcios
Meg fica triste quando descobre que um garoto por quem ela tem uma queda Ã© gay. Ela decide que fazer Chris dormir com ele Ã© a segunda melhor coisa, mas quando ele se recusa, ela planeja drogÃ¡-lo e fazer com que o menino faÃ§a sexo com ele enquanto ele estÃ¡ dormindo.
7Em Guerra com Zarish
On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffinsâ€™ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.
7Estrada para o Polo Norte
Stewieâ€™s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.
7Jerome Ã© o Novo Negro
Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.
After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant.
Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and Jillian. Meanwhile, Lois introduces Peter to chick flicks, so he decides to make his own movie with a plot based on every chick movie ever.
7Brian the Bachelor
"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.
7The King Is Dead
When Lois become the director of the Quahog Players production of â€œThe King and Iâ€ Peter wants a part. He finds himself in the Producerâ€™s Chair and starts to make some â€œartistic changesâ€ to the script that involve scantily-clad women and cyborgs.
7Brian: Retrato de um Cachorro
Quando uma onda de calor atinge Quahog, Peter faz Brian entrar em um show de cachorros para ganhar $500, para que a famÃlia consiga comprar um novo ar-condicionado. Quando eles discutem sobre um truque que deu errado, Brian sai da famÃlia e Peter o substitui por um gato. Brian luta para reivindicar seus direitos civis e logo acaba no canil. Por sorte, Peter consegue socorrÃª-lo subornando o juiz.
Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.
8Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
Peter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime.
8Carter and Tricia
Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor.
When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the familyâ€™s new dog.
8Our Idiot Brian
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.
8Um Natal da Pesada
Enquanto a famÃlia Griffin se prepara para o Natal, Peter conta sua prÃ³pria versÃ£o da histÃ³ria da Natividade.
8Uma Aventura Masculina
Peter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On their Deep South road trip, Peter and the guys earn a one-way ticket to jail, then decide to make a run for it.
Peter needs a new kidney after his energy-drink addiction causes renal failure. Meanwhile, Chris is chosen to introduce United States President Barack Obama at his school after winning an essay contest. Trouble is, Meg wrote the essay.
8Meu Melhor Amigo
When Brian accidentally kills another dog, he is surprised to see that no one cares, so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesnâ€™t listen to Peter
8Um Gay da Pesada
Peter participa de experimentos mÃ©dicos para pagar uma dÃvida. Um inclui o fato de ele ter sido injetado com o "gene gay". Peter entÃ£o se envolve em um relacionamento gay , deixando sua famÃlia com o coraÃ§Ã£o partido. Vendo o quÃ£o infeliz Lois estÃ¡, Brian e Stewie planejam levar Peter a um acampamento para "tornÃ¡-lo correto". Quando Lois descobre, ela os impede, pois acredita que Peter tem o direito de ser feliz com quem ele escolher. Mais tarde naquela noite, o efeito do gene gay passa e Peter retorna para sua famÃlia.
Peter decides to grow a mustache, and after being mistaken for a fireman, ends up lending a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. The owner gives him unlimited burgers as a thank you, but he eats too many and has a stroke. When Peter recovers, he vows to expose the fast-food company for what it really is, becoming friends with a genetically engineered cow along the way.
Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out with Meg. Meg begins to think of Brian as her boyfriend and becomes obsessed with spending every moment with him. Meanwhile, Peter, Cleveland and Quagmire join the police force to help Brian.
88 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
Peter runs up his tab at Mortâ€™s Pharmacy. When he doesnâ€™t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.
8The Kiss Seen Around the World
When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world. Meg broadcasts her own news that she has no interest in Neil, sending him to the ledge on top of Town Hall. She breaks his fall, only to find out that he had no intention of jumping and was just trying to get her attention again. Stewie's prized new tricycle is stolen by the neighborhood bully, but the bully soon learns not to screw with Stewie.
8I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Forced to go to a womenâ€™s retreat for telling sexist jokes at work, Peter resists the idea at first. After two weeks, however, Peter becomes a sensitive male. No one likes the new Peter, especially Lois. While attending a charity dinner, Lois does something that snaps Peter out of his feminine phase.
The Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head.
9Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol".
9How the Griffin Stole Christmas
Peter fills in for Santa at the mall, but lets the power go to his head when he realises just what he can get away with. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian become holiday office-party crashers.
9A Shot in the Dark
When Peterâ€™s couch is stolen from his front lawn, the guys form a neighborhood watch group. While on duty, Peter sees someone trying to climb into Clevelandâ€™s house and he shoots him. Peter is then arrested and charged with a hate crime. Meanwhile, Cleveland is touched when Peter finally admits to the accident, so he takes the fall for the crime and Peter is exonerated.
9This Little Piggy
Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.
When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad â€” which leads to poor bedroom performance.
Depois que Chris Ã© enviado para o acampamento espacial, ele percebe que Ã© mais do que ele pode lidar e pede para voltar para casa. Mas enquanto os Griffins estÃ£o lÃ¡ para pegÃ¡-lo, eles olham dentro de um foguete e Stewie os lanÃ§a para o espaÃ§o.
Itâ€™s winter in Quahog, and Loisâ€™ parents take Stewie away on a trip. But when Carter falls asleep at the wheel, the family decides it might be time for him to retire. Peter and Lois take the clan to Florida to check out some fine retirement communities, but Carter refuses to go down without a fight.
9Sombras do Passado
Lois is outraged when local news anchor Joyce Kinney airs a negative profile on her.
When Peter gives Loisâ€™ dad the bachelor party he never had, Mr. Pewterschmidt goes into a coma. Even Dr. House can't help. Lois gains control of Pewterschmidt Industries which she passes to Peter. He gets power-hungry and fires the board. Mr. Pewterschmidt bounces back and tries to regain control of what heâ€™s built.
9O Suco Ã© Solto
Neste episÃ³dio supostamente perdido de 2007, Peter ganha um bilhete de rifa de 1989 e ganha uma partida de golfe com OJ Simpson , sem saber das acusaÃ§Ãµes de assassinato de Simpson . Ele faz amizade com Simpson e o leva para casa para conhecer sua famÃlia. Logo se espalha a notÃcia de que Simpson estÃ¡ hospedado em Quahog, e os residentes da cidade tentam expulsÃ¡-lo. Desesperado por um lugar para viver em paz, Simpson faz um discurso sincero; ele confessa que Ã© tÃ£o imperfeito quanto todo mundo, e os residentes de Quahog pedem desculpas. Um momento depois, no entanto, Simpson puxa uma faca, mata trÃªs pessoas antes de fugir e a multidÃ£o retoma sua perseguiÃ§Ã£o.
9Back to the Woods
James Woods returns to seek revenge against Peter. James Woods finds Peter's wallet, which he lost at Barry Manilow concert, and procedes to steal Peter's identity, and his family. Peter decides to ruin James' career and image.
9Road to Rupert
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
9Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
Loisâ€™ kleptomania lands her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in a worse state of disarray than usual. Peter and the family break her out and end up fugitives in Asian Town.
9Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, he must defend his family's honor in an duel with the Black Knight.
9If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin'
To get a favorite show back on the air, Peter convinces the â€œMake-a-Dream Come Trueâ€ foundation that Chris is dying. The scam leads to Peter â€œmagically healingâ€ Chris and some people begin to worship him.
10Hefty Shades of Gray
After Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game.
10Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
Brian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist.
Quagmire lands free plane tickets for the guys' trip to San Francisco, but they begin to doubt his flying abilities after getting a look at the auto-pilot function. While in the air, sudden events give Quagmire's skills a run for the money.
10Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
Peter, Cleveland and Joe come across a VHS tape called â€œWinter/Summerâ€ an Asian soap opera that Quagmire starred in when he was living in Korea. Unable to find the final episode of the series, the guys travel to Korea to find it and Quagmire is reunited with his old lover. Meanwhile, Stewie worries he might become a redhead.
After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying â€œbroâ€ lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.
From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
10Uma Moda Passageira
Brian escreve uma peÃ§a que se torna um sucesso em Quahog, mas fica com ciÃºmes ao descobrir que a peÃ§a que Stewie escreveu Ã© melhor do que a dele.
When Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him.
10Amigos de Peter G.
Brian and Peter are required to attend a 12-step program to deal with their drinking problems; Death gives Peter a glimpse of what life would be like without alcohol.
When Peter hits his head and suffers amnesia after getting in a fight with Richard Dawson on Family Feud, he forgets everything about his life, including his family and friends. In an attempt to try to bring back his memory, Lois decides to reintroduce Peter to his old self, until he begins to hit on other women, much to Lois's dismay. She decides to take the kids and leave Peter, giving Quagmire the opportunity to score with Lois. Peter now must prove to Lois he can remember her and make himself worthy of her again.
10A Grande Reportagem
Lois consegue um emprego na Fox News , embora Brian a avise que o canal Ã© uma rede tendenciosa . Em seu primeiro dia, ela Ã© designada para uma denÃºncia sobre Michael Moore, alegando que ele Ã© homossexual . Quando ela o espia em casa, ela vÃª Rush Limbaugh saindo, levando-a a concluir que Limbaugh e Moore estÃ£o em um relacionamento. No entanto, a Fox News se recusa a permitir que qualquer material desfavorÃ¡vel a um conservador seja transmitido (fazendo Lois perceber que Brian estava certo). Lois e Brian pegam a histÃ³ria em suas prÃ³prias mÃ£os, confrontando quem eles pensam ser Moore e Limbaugh nu em um quarto, apenas para perceber que ambos sÃ£o Fred Savage . Espantada, Lois decide relatar sua histÃ³ria em vez disso. No final, Lois Ã© revelado que nÃ£o trabalha mais como repÃ³rter; ela nÃ£o revela como ou por que, jÃ¡ que ninguÃ©m se importa.
10Play It Again, Brian
Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. Peter's usual drinking habits take over, and he soon spirals out of control, as does Brian's self restraint, as he soon professes his love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.
10Peter's Two Dads
After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.
Lois fulfills a lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts on a multi-level marketing company. Brian in need of cash to buy his de-worming medication agrees to become his salesman.
10A Fish out of Water
Peter, Still out of a job, and now severely obese, decides to take on a new profession: Fishing. After buying a boat at a police auction, he soon finds himself in debt to a loan shark. When Peter hears of a legendary fish that, when caught, could win him the money he needs, he and the guys go searching for the mystical creature called 'Daggermouth'. Meanwhile, Lois tries to cheer up Meg with a spring break trip, where Lois is the one getting all the attention.
When Lois decides to run for the local school board, Peter runs against her in effort to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter and his supporters start a negative campaign against Lois, including a bunch of lies and even sexy pictures of her. Peter's mudslinging works and he is elected. Peter starts some strange policies, including armed robots taking over for hall monitors. The new policies backfire after Chris is caught bringing inappropriate magazines to school. Peter must then think of a way to get Lois back and regain his reputation with the town of Quahog.
Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.
11Dog Bites Bear
Stewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry.
Rob Gronkowski moves into the house behind the Griffins. Stewie raises bees and sells honey at the farmers market.
11The Peanut Butter Kid
When their bank accounts begin to run dry, the Griffins look for ways to make money. Stewie gets cast in a peanut butter commercial and becomes the money maker for the family. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter become crazy show business parents and Brian helps Stewie realize that he does not want to be a child actor.
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.
11Brian's a Bad Father
Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
11A Esposa do Quagmire
Quagmire acidentalmente se casa com uma prostituta perdida durante uma visita a Harvard com Peter e Joe. Quando se descobre que a Ãºnica maneira de Quagmire se divorciar Ã© provar para sua nova esposa que Ã© gay, ele tem que pedir ajuda a Peter.
11O Lado Cego do Amor
Brian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase.
11O Novo Hobbie de Cris
Chris's search for a new hobby leads him to befriend a puppeteer named Franz, until his checkered past is revealed.
11A Outra Meg
Brian gets a gig writing for a teen magazine about the average American girl, but when he starts trailing Meg for research he discovers that her desperate attempts at dating have led her to a guy in the slammer. When Brian tries to expose Megâ€™s secret to the family, he finds out that her boyfriend, Luke, has broken out of jail and has been hiding in the Griffinâ€™s house.
11Nem Todos os CÃ£es Merecem o CÃ©u
Meg se torna uma cristÃ£ depois de assistir a um programa de TV. Ela comeÃ§a a falar sobre o Cristianismo para os Griffins, que nÃ£o estÃ£o interessados. Meg pede ajuda a Brian, mas ele confessa que Ã© ateu. Ela espalha a notÃcia do ateÃsmo de Brian em torno de Quahog (que detesta ateus ) sendo banido de todos os bares em Quahog, tornando impossÃvel para ele beber. Brian finge arrependimento, mas ela o leva para queimar livros que sÃ£o "prejudiciais a Deus". Brian tenta convencer Meg de que o que ela estÃ¡ fazendo Ã© errado. Quando ela se recusa a ouvir, Brian observa que, se realmente existisse um Deus amoroso, ele nÃ£o teria criado Meg em uma famÃlia que a desprezava. Meg pede desculpas por seu comportamento. Brian entÃ£o garante a ela que as respostas estÃ£o dentro dela e o verdadeiro significado da existÃªncia estÃ¡ lÃ¡ fora. Mais tarde Ã© revelado que o universo Family Guy ocorre dentro das molÃ©culas de um abajur no quarto de Adam West e Rob Lowe.
11The Former Life of Brian
Brian, afraid that he may have lost his last chance at love, searches for a former flame, Tracy. To his surprise, he discovers that he is the father to her son, Dylan. Tracy decides that Brian should raise the boy, and she drops him off at the Griffin's house. When Dylan runs rough-shot in the house, Brian's attitude towards parenting doesn't settle too well with Lois and Peter.
11The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.
11Peter's Got Woods
Peter and Brianâ€™s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Megâ€™s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie however, does not agree. Stewie does everything possible to keep Peter and Lois away from each other, but when he is locked out of their room, he is forced to take desperate measures. Stewie ends up shrinking himself down to microscopic size and seeking out his sperm-brother inside Peter's body. Instead of trying to kill his unborn brother Stewie and him unite to destroy Lois.
11A Picture Is Worth a 1,000 Bucks
Peter runs into a former classmate of his while at the amusement park that the classmate founded. Contemplating his own legacy, Peter starts to think about his future. Chris gives Peter a painting that he painted in order to cheer Peter up, but Peter ends up selling it to a New York art gallery for $5,000. Realizing that Chris might be his only hope to have a lasting legacy, Peter pushes Chris to follow his dream of becoming an artist. The family then moves to New York so Chris can become famous.
Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.
12Send in Stewie, Please
When Stewie gets sent to see his school's child psychologist for a surprising session, he reveals major secrets about himself.
12Peter's Def Jam
The guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties.
Lois and her mom, Babs, have a relaxing spa day, leaving Peter to entertain Loisâ€™ father, Carter. The boys fall for an email scam, and have to go to Africa to get their money back. Meanwhile, Brian pursues Megâ€™s friend, Patty.
12Stewie Is Enceinte
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.
12Mom's the Word
When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.
12Dia dos Namorados em Quahog
Para se envolver em um romance no Dia dos Namorados, Peter e Lois decidem passar o dia na cama. Enquanto isso, Stewie viaja no tempo atÃ© os anos 60 e "visita" uma garotinha que, para seu desespero, acaba sendo sua mÃ£e; Meg descobre um segredo sobre o garoto que conheceu online; Quagmire aprende a tratar as mulheres com respeito ou entÃ£o; Chris comeÃ§a a se apaixonar pela sobrinha de Herbert; Consuela atravessa a fronteira para ficar com o marido; Brian Ã© visitado por suas ex-namoradas; e o prefeito West salva Carol de cometer outro erro amoroso.
12Vivendo da FÃ©
When Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands.
12Stewie do Mal
Meg is enlisted to check in on Susie and Joe while Bonnie is away but she soon becomes a little too involved. Meanwhile, Stewie accidentally creates an evil twin.
When Chris and Stewie go missing for several days, Lois is at her wit's end until she sees a psychic who assures her they are safe. Even after the boys return home, Lois and Peter's psychic obsession continues, and Peter takes it a step too far when he starts charging neighbors for his extrasensory perception. Meanwhile, Chris develops a crush on a girl at school.
12Diga nÃ£o Ã LegalizaÃ§Ã£o
Depois que Brian Ã© preso por porte de drogas, ele lanÃ§a uma campanha para legalizar a maconha em Quahog. Depois de um musical elaborado, o prefeito West aprova uma lei legalizando a droga. Todo mundo comeÃ§a a fumar; como resultado, a cidade melhora, com diminuiÃ§Ã£o da criminalidade. No entanto, Carter comeÃ§a a perder dinheiro na indÃºstria madeireira (jÃ¡ que o cÃ¢nhamo estÃ¡ sendo usado para fabricar muitos produtos). Ele suborna Peter para ajudÃ¡-lo com uma campanha anti-maconha, que acaba fracassando. Carter entÃ£o suborna Brian prometendo publicar e enviar seu romance, Faster Than the Speed â€‹â€‹of Love . Ele concorda com relutÃ¢ncia, e a droga se torna ilegal mais uma vez. O romance de Brian Ã© lanÃ§ado, mas Ã© criticado e nÃ£o vende cÃ³pias.
12Long John Peter
When Peter gets a pet parrot, he begins acting like a pirate. Peter accidentally kills the bird after raising hell through all of Quahog. Meanwhile, when Brian is visiting the vet, Chris falls in love with the intern, Anna.
Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get his old job back. When the plan fails, Quagmire receives advice from his idol, Hugh Hefner.
When Peter and the guys decide to go fishing, they end up caught in a storm. Stranded on a desert island, their families fear the worst. Rescued by a cruise ship months later, Peter surprises Lois at home, where he finds out that she has a new husband.
12To Love and Die in Dixie
Chris chooses a robber out of a lineup, but after Peter accidentally tells the robber where the family lives, the Griffins are placed in the witness protection program. They are sent to the Deep South, where Chris makes a new friend, Sam. Peter questions the truth of a Civil War reenactment that showed the South winning the war, leading to Sam's father forbidding Sam from seeing Chris. Upset, Sam runs away with Chris and kisses him on the mouth. Chris tells Sam that he doesn't like boys and doesn't like him in a physical sense. The FBI agents guarding the Griffin house in Quahog accidentally tell the robber the location of the Griffins. Sam reveals to Chris that she is not a boy, but a girl. Then the robber arrives in the South, about to kill Chris, but the towns folk stop him just in time.
12Fifteen Minutes of Shame
Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family. She is sick of being embarrassed by them and secretly books the family on a talk show. Intrigued by their story, a network executive gets Peter to sign the family up to be on a reality show. Things quickly go awry, and the Griffins want out of the contract. However, the network owns their namesake, and the family is eventually replaced.
Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.
13V Is for Mystery
Stewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London.
13The Finer Strings
The guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much
13An App a Day
Peter overloads his phone with apps. He buys a new phone with more memory, gives his old phone to Chris, and hilarity ensues. Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner.
13Dr. C and the Women
Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.
133 Acts of God
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
13Cris em Crise
Incapaz de comprar tÃªnis novos, Chris rouba dinheiro da bolsa de Lois, mas Ã© pego por Meg, que o chantageia para fazer suas tarefas em troca de nÃ£o entregÃ¡-lo. Chris fica farto e sai para viver com Herbert. Enquanto isso, Stewie fica obcecado pelo hit de Anne Murray , " Snowbird ", e faz Brian tambÃ©m amar a mÃºsica. Os dois discutem sobre o significado da mÃºsica e decidem viajar para a casa dela para descobrir o verdadeiro significado por trÃ¡s da mÃºsica.
13O Homem e Seu Sonho
When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker's agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.
13Troca de PapÃ©is
Chris, Meg, Peter and Lois all trade places to teach each other a lesson.
13Stewie ou Karina
Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Revue. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age.
13Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on Peter. But when she confronts Bill, they end up having sex. Peter, upset that his wife would do this, tries to get back at Lois by having an affair of his own, but soon realizes that he loves her too much to do so. Meanwhile, Lois and Stewie try to potty-train Brian.
When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.
13Road to Rhode Island
When Brian offers to pick up Stewie from his Grandma and Grandpa's house, they miss their plane back and go on a cross-country journey back home. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois attempt to rekindle their relationship with some marriage videos.
14Family Guy Lite
After a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush.
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.
14The Dating Game
Quagmire discovers the â€œdatingâ€ app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis
Mayor West raises the drinking age to 50. Because of dog years, Brian is the only one old enough to buy alcohol, so Peter makes him buy all of his booze.
When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.
Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
14A Garota do Disque Sexo
Quando Peter perde tudo em um processo, Lois consegue um emprego. Ela comeÃ§a a trabalhar em uma linha de sexo por telefone e acaba tendo Peter como cliente.
14Cuidado com o Que Deseja
After Peter half-heartedly makes a promise to a helpful dolphin (Ricky Gervais), the dolphin moves to Quahog.
14LadrÃµes de CoraÃ§Ã£o
When the local dry cleaner loses Peterâ€™s favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmireâ€™s help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each otherâ€™s old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian Russell.
After Peter has some luck selling footage of a celebrity he caught off-guard, he decides to become a full-time paparazzo. To make matters worse, his new boss, Angela, finds him irresistible and plagues him with unwanted advances. When Peter rebuffs her, he winds up getting the ax. Meanwhile, Stewie makes his theatrical debut in a school play, only to be overcome with stage fright.
14NÃ³s Te Amamos, Conrad
Brian descobre que sua ex-namorada Jillian vai se casar e vai a um bar local para afogar suas mÃ¡goas. Em um estupor de embriaguez, ele conhece Lauren Conrad (embora ele nÃ£o perceba isso atÃ© que eles acordem na cama na manhÃ£ seguinte). Contra a vontade de Brian, Stewie vaza o relacionamento online; isso resulta em um circo na mÃdia e na afirmaÃ§Ã£o de que Lauren Ã© uma "loira burra". Na tentativa de romper o relacionamento, Brian percebe que Lauren Ã© uma mulher realizada. Brian fica ainda mais desconfortÃ¡vel com o relacionamento, comparando-se a Lauren. Percebendo que Brian nunca superou o fim de seu relacionamento com Jillian, Lauren o incentiva a dizer a ela como ele se sente. Brian usa o casamento de Jillian como uma oportunidade para interromper a cerimÃ´nia e professar apaixonadamente seu amor por ela. Jillian responde que ela mudou, e ele precisa fazer o mesmo.
14No Meals on Wheels
The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local hangout for the police. However, things don't really turn out as hoped, and instead it begins to be popular with the handicapped. When Peter attempts to change the place, a sudden twist of irony quickly changes his mind.
14Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but canâ€™t quite get the hang of it. When Loisâ€™ father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
14Let's Go to the Hop
A plane smuggling psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, and toad-licked becomes the new drug of choice in the Quahog high school. Peter infiltrates the high school undercover as a cool kid named Lando Griffin, and is successful in convincing all the kids to quit licking toads. Meg is trying to gain popularity so that a cool kid will ask her to the prom, and decides to go with Peter since he's established himself as an incredibly cool person. However, Peter can't help living out his own fantasies of being the coolest kid in school, and can't say no when the most popular girl in school asks him to the prom, so Peter ditches Meg. Peter and his date are chosen as king and queen of the prom, but Peter is suddenly feeling nothing but guilt. He tells the whole school that Meg broke his heart by dumping him, and makes it look like high school persona was killed after driving his motorcycle over a cliff.
15No Giggity, No Doubt
When the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip.
15The Woof of Wall Street
Brian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away.
15Cop and a Half-wit
Peter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion.
15A Lot Going On Upstairs
When Stewie refuses to sleep in his own bed because of nightmares, Peter canâ€™t stand it, so he goes to sleep in the attic. Peter turns the attic into a man cave and all of the guys begin hanging out there, which makes Lois incredibly angry. Meanwhile, Brian helps Stewie overcome his fears by building a device to go into his nightmares and defeat his demons.
After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.
15Cowboy de Turbante
ApÃ³s um acidente de paraquedismo, Peter torna-se amigo de um muÃ§ulmano que o convence a se converter ao IslÃ£, deixando Joe e Quagmire com suspeitas sobre esse novo amigo.
15IncÃªndio na FarmÃ¡cia
Overwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money
15Amor a Primeira Vista
When Mayor West marries Loisâ€™ sister, Carol, they move into the Griffinâ€™s house to be one big â€œhappyâ€ family. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped out of his room and takes over Chrisâ€™ room, but not everyone is annoyed by the change. Peter and Mayor West bond and become best friends.
15Cinco Minutos de Fama
Lois encourages Brian to submit his pilot script to a network. James Woods gets involved and things don't exactly go according to Brian's original plan. Meanwhile, Stewie has a bit of a mishap.
15O Rei do Suspense
Peter imagina seus amigos e famÃlia em trÃªs das obras mais conhecidas de Stephen King : Stand by Me , Misery e The Shawshank Redemption.
15Boys Do Cry
Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the "Little Miss Texas" pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house.
15Brian Goes Back to College
After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian gets a job at The New Yorker.
15Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Brian fight over $26.
Lois fears that Stewie needs to learn how to be social, so she sends him off to pre-school, where he falls in love with Janet, a girl who likes his cookies. Meanwhile, Lois becomes a flight attendant, and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.
16'Family Guy' Through The Years
FAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series thatâ€™s been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, '60s and '70s.
16Saturated Fat Guy
In an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking itâ€™s too dangerous
16The Heartbreak Dog
Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.
Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.
16Herpe the Love Sore
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.
1612 Homens e Meia SentenÃ§a
O prefeito West Ã© levado a julgamento por assassinato, deixando Brian tentar limpar seu nome.
16RobÃ´ Monstro Ataca
Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.
16A CriaÃ§Ã£o do Universo
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci in order to erase Stewie from the universe.
16O Dia do JuÃzo Final
When the local news announces that the Earth will be destroyed by a black hole in 24 hours, everyone in Quahog goes nuts trying to live out their last day.
16O Progresso de Peter
Peter aprende com a prima psÃquica de Cleveland, Madame Claude, em uma leitura da palma da mÃ£o que em uma vida passada ele foi Griffin Peterson (o fundador da Quahog). O impiedoso Rei Stewart III, avista Redbush passeando pela cidade e decide que se casarÃ¡ com ela. Quando Griffin estÃ¡ a caminho de seu casamento, Stewart o exila para o Novo Mundo. Enquanto Lady Redbush espera com ansiedade crescente, Stewart entra na igreja; ele diz a ela que Griffin estÃ¡ morto, se casando com ela. Chegando ao Novo Mundo, Griffin estabelece a colÃ´nia de Quahog (que se torna um povoado prÃ³spero) e segue em frente com sua vida. Griffin ameaÃ§a matar um oficial e Stewart ameaÃ§a matar Redbush. ApÃ³s a troca de ameaÃ§as, Griffin e Stewart decidem resolver sua disputa com um show de talentos . Por sua atuaÃ§Ã£o, King Stewart rouba as piadas de seu bobo da corte (a maioria sem graÃ§a). No entanto, Griffin rouba o show com um nÃºmero de techno-rock; ele e Redbush vivem felizes para sempre em Quahog.
16No Chris Left Behind
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
16The Courtship of Stewie's Father
Lois thinks Stewie is trying to kill her due to his lack of quality time with his father, so she orders Peter to spend more time with Stewie. Meanwhile Chris starts a friendship with Herbert.
16There's Something About Paulie
After the mob helps Peter with destroying his new beat up car, so he can get another new car, he must repay his debt to the mob by taking The Don's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. Peter informs Paulie that they can't hang out anymore because of Lois, a misunderstanding that leads Paulie to believe that Peter wants Lois killed.
17Switch the Flip
To help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire.
17Peter's Lost Youth
Peter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him
17Take a Letter
To pay for Stewieâ€™s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own.
Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.
17The Most Interesting Man in the World
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.
Peter, Quagmire e Joe viajam para o CanadÃ¡, mas o aviÃ£o particular deles cai e Peter desaparece por dois meses. Quando sua famÃlia o encontra, ele nÃ£o consegue mais se comunicar de maneira inteligente.
After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.
Bonnie and Lois take a little trip to Paris where Bonnie crosses the line.
17Brian e Stewie
In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level.
17It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the "first lady" of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it.
17The Fat Guy Strangler
Lois discovers she has a brother named Patrick and takes the family cross-country to meet him. It turns out; heâ€™s locked up in a mental institution. Lois thinks heâ€™s sane, so she checks him out to live with the Griffins. Meanwhile, Peter starts the Society for the Acceptance of Fat Men. But when all the fat men of Quahog are strangled one-by-one the group lives in fear. Who could the â€œFat Man Stranglerâ€ be?
17Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
When Brian is arrested for drunk driving, he's forced to do community service, which consists of helping Pearl, a middle-aged, agoraphobic, bitter woman. Brian gets so fed up with her insanity, that he storms out of her house. Later, Brian watches a television documentary that reveals Pearl's past as a top advertising jingle singer of the 1950s and 60s. Brian warms up to her, realizing where her pain comes from, and eventually she warms up to him too. He convinces Pearl to actually go outside, but she gets by a bus. While on her deathbed, Brian and Pearl share a fantasy intimate moment, but as they are about to kiss, she dies. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard and learns that a swallow has nested inside it. He wants to shave it off but can't when he finds out the bird is an endangered species. Peter eventually grows attached to the bird and starts feeling maternal. Lois is finally able to convince Peter to let the bird fly away and also teaches Brian about moving on with his life after Pearl's death.
17He's Too Sexy for His Fat
Due to Brian's embarrassing flea problem, the Griffin's move into a hotel while the house if fumigated. Lois and Peter soon discover that Chris has been skipping gym class because he's self-conscious about his body. Peter tries to talk Chris into getting liposuction, while Lois starts preparing him special low fat meals. Stewie starts taunting Chris by eating everything in sight, and starts packing on the baby fat. Even though Chris isn't up for surgery, Peter decides to go for it. The new, svelte Peter has Lois all hot and bothered. Peter loves the results of his lipo and decides to have some work done on his face. The new, handsome Peter starts getting all sorts of special treatment: at the gym, at the grocery store, even from total strangers. Lois doesn't like the new Peter's attitude, especially when he joins "The Beautiful People's Club." Karma catches up to Peter while he's on his way to the club. Unable to take his eyes off himself, Peter plunges his car over a cliff. The nasty fall - and subsequent crash-landing into a large vat of lard - leaves him horribly disfigured (ie: back to normal).
To help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive.
18The Peter Principal
Peter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel.
18The New Adventures of Old Tom
Peter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl.
18Take My Wife
Lois books a fun coupleâ€™s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peterâ€™s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that theyâ€™re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.
18Baby Got Black
Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.
Depois que Rupert Ã© chamado de volta, Stewie e Brian partem em uma aventura para recuperar o melhor amigo de Stewie. Enquanto isso, devido a uma doenÃ§a, Peter Ã© substituÃdo por Lois em seu torneio de boliche. No entanto, ele comeÃ§a a ficar irritado com a amizade crescente entre sua esposa e seus amigos.
18O Programa do Peter
When Peter's favorite kiddie show gets canceled, he decides to create and star in his own. Meanwhile, Meg starts an internship for Dr. Hartman.
18Ã‰ uma Armadilha
Peter retells the story of Return of the Jedi.
18O Pai de Quagmire
Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.
18Meet the Quagmires
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.
18The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
When Peterâ€™s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.
18From Method to Madness
When Brian expresses his interest in theatre, Lois tells him to try out for the Quahog School of Performing Arts. During the audition, Brian turns in a mediocre performance and is dismissed by the judges. Stewie, determined to get Brian a second chance, throws a melodramatic fit. The teachers, impressed with Stewie's theatrics, enroll him in the rising stars program. Stewie doesn't realize he is struggling at the school until he overhears his teachers discussing how he and Olivia, the school's most promising but overly haughty student. will be asked to leave if they don't shine in the quarterly review. Stewie tells Olivia that they must put on the performance of a lifetime or they'll get kicked out, and their routine is a hit. Stewie and Olivia become fast friends, but the harmony ends when competition, pressure and fast-fame set in. Olivia walks off the stage mid-routine, leaving Stewie to finish the performance. Stewie takes his act solo, but is booed everywhere he goes.
18E. Peterbus Unum
The town zoning laws won't allow Peter to build a pool in his yard. When he tries to get a permit, he discovers that his property is actually not part of Quahog, and therefore not part of the United States. Armed with this new information, Peter makes his land his own country, calling it Petoria. When Peter gets no respect in the United Nation, he decides to invade Joe's pool, which brings the U.S. Army to his border. The Griffins can only survive so long without water, electricity, heat, or access to the United States, and finally, Lois and the kids leave President Peter, along with Brian, to his third-world country. Peter finally repatriates only a week after seceding.
19The Unkindest Cut
Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
When Chris' Mexican girlfriend, Isabella, gets deported, he volunteers to take care of her twin babies. After learning that Isabella can't come back to the U.S., the Griffins go to Mexico to return her children.
19Run, Chris, Run
To everyoneâ€™s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him.
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.
19Salve a Ostra
O dono do The Drunken Clam Ã© morto, e cabe a Peter e sua gangue tentar impedir o Clam de ser fechado pelo banco. Enquanto isso, Meg consegue um emprego em uma funerÃ¡ria.
19Sr. e Sra. Stewie
Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.
19A Grande Aventura
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.
19Brian Sings and Swings
After Brian has a near-death experience in the hospital, he decides to lead a new life. He ends up getting a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr., but his new lifestyle doesn't last very long. Meanwhile, Meg, after joining a new after-school group, pretends to be a lesbian.
19Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Peter's jealousy reaches new heights when he accompanies Lois to the gynecologist. As the doctor prepares to examine Lois, Peter refuses to let him near her. Later, while shopping, Lois runs into an ex-boyfriend, Ross Fishman, who innocently asks her out for coffee. Fearful of Peter over-reacting, Lois sneaks off to meet Ross. At the same time, Joe picks up Peter for a joyride in his new high-tech surveillance van. While parked outside a diner, they see Lois and Ross inside. Using the van's high-tech gadgets, Peter misinterprets Lois and Ross' words. Angered, Peter decides to make Lois jealous by hiring prostitutes to pose as his ex-girlfriends. Realizing their marriage needs help, Lois and Peter see a marriage therapist, who suggests placing video cameras around the house for a week. After viewing the tapes, the therapist recommends that Peter and Lois date other people during a trial separation. Quagmire, hoping to take advantage of Lois' vulnerability, invites her on a date to a restaurant where they run into Peter and his gorgeous date, Jennifer Love Hewitt. Lois becomes enraged with jealousy and shoos Peter's date away. They leave together happily.
19The Story on Page One
After an interview at Brown University, Meg realizes she needs more extra-curricular activities to gain entrance to this prestigious school. She joins every club and even tries cheerleading, but fails miserably at them all. Finally, she decides to join the school newspaper. Her journalism career goes nowhere, until Peter fabricates a story regarding actor Luke Perry. Peter writes a gossipy article, but uses Meg's byline. When the article is published it creates a sensation, because Peter claimed Luke Perry was gay. Meg and Peter soon become embroiled in a headline-grabbing lawsuit when Luke sues them for defamation of character.
20Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
After Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.
20A House Full of Peters
Peter's past as a sperm donor catches up to him when many of his children show up unannounced to his house.
20Road to India
Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.
Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
20Bancando o Fazendeiro
Depois que Peter compra uma fazenda para fugir do crescente problema de crime de Quahog, ele se torna um traficante de metanfetamina.
20Aventura em Paris
Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..
At his high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. When Peter, heading for the bathroom, charges through the crowd of people, impresses quarterback Tom Brady, who offers Peter a spot on the New England Patriots. Meanwhile, Brian owes Stewie money, after Stewie becomes a sports bookie.
20Road to Europe
Stewie is addicted to the British hot children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. Brian makes fun of Stewie for watching the show, but Stewie is determined to visit Jolly Farm in England because he thinks he belongs there. He stows away on a British Airways jet, which he assumes is headed for London. Brian tries to drag Stewie off the plane, but before he can, the plane takes off. When the plane lands, they discover that they are in Saudi Arabia are stranded in the middle of a desert with no passports or resources to get out. As luck would have it, Brian and Stewie encounter a Comfort Inn in the middle of nowhere and manage to steal a hot-air balloon to fly home, but the contraption falls apart over Italy, just as the Pope is about to address the masses. Brian wants to head home, but Stewie insists on finding the Jolly Farm in England. When they finally get to England, Stewie runs onto the set of the show. His fantasy is crushed when he encounters only a set full of props and disgruntled people, including Mother Maggie.
In homage to â€œWilly Wonka and the Chocolate Factoryâ€, a local brewery has a contest offering tours of the plant to whoever finds a scroll placed in their beer. Loisâ€™ prodigy piano student, Ling, drops from an upcoming competition leaving Lois at a loss, until Peter comes home drunk and sits down at the piano.
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewieâ€™s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so heâ€™s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a â€œDownton Abbeyâ€-esque British household.
21Rumo a Las Vegas
Brian e Stewie decidem passar uma viagem em Las Vegas. Mas quando eles tentam usar um teletransportador para chegar lÃ¡, uma falha no sistema faz com que a dupla se divida em duas partes cada, com uma dupla tendo o melhor tempo em Vegas, enquanto o outro tem o pior tempo em Vegas.
21O ChÃ¡ do Peter
When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.
21I Take Thee Quagmire
When Peter wins a maid for a week as a prize on a game show, Quagmire gains an interest in her, and they eventually marry. Quagmire, stricken with his bachelor ways, tries to get out of the marriage. Meanwhile, Lois stops breast-feeding Stewie, who, as a result, goes through withdrawals.
21Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
In a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer profound questions:
After a father-son camping trip, Peter realizes how irresponsible Chris is after raccoons steal their food and their car. Back at home, Peter gets Chris a job at the local golf course to try and teach him to be more responsible. Chris is content to just pick up golf balls, until he discovers that Peter has entered the father-son golf tournament, with Cleveland Jr.! Discouraged that Peter is focusing all his attention on Cleveland Jr., Chris rebels by hanging out with Quagmire at strip clubs. Ultimately, Cleveland Jr. abandons Peter who recruits Chris at the last minute. However, when they lose, Peter must deal with an angry group of gamblers who put money on Cleveland Jr. Despite all the recent heartache, Chris gives his dad his first paycheck in order to save his butt!
22Somente Para SÃ³cios
Os Griffins se juntam a um clube de campo, depois que Chris comeÃ§a a namorar a filha da famÃlia mais rica de Rhode Island, e Peter acaba fazendo com que o pai de Lois, Carter, seja expulso de seu amado clube de campo.
22Cartas dos FÃ£s 2
One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.
Peter gets a vasectomy and loses all his sex drive. Lois begins to gain weight, and as a result, Peter's regains his interest in his wife. When Lois' habits get out of control, she has a heart attack. The surgeon must remove Lois' fat to reach her heart, returning her to her normal weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him, where they have a war for control over the playground.
22When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.
Peter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.
Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West. Brian, who is sure that the mayor is corrupt, tries to out him. Brian and Stewie, while undercover, discover that Meg is more than just an intern. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go back to their folk singing days at a local talent show. When they begin using drugs, Chris stages an intervention.
After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.
25You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
Brian's gay cousin Jasper visits the Griffin house and announces that he is engaged to his partner and wants to be married at their house. When Mayor West bans gay marriage in an effort to cover up and bring attention away from a scandal of his own, Brian resorts to hostile actions to try to change the Mayor's mind. Lois and Peter question their view towards gay marriage while Chris joins the "Young Republicans" Club to impress a girl.
Peter wants to top Joe, who just built a new home theater system, so he starts to build a multiplex in his backyard. In doing so, he discovers an Indian burial ground. He finds an Indian chief's skull and the Griffin house becomes haunted. Stewie gets sucked into the television and strange events follow as they try to get Stewie back from the poltergeist.
27The Griffin Family History
When burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a 'panic room'. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.
28Stewie B. Goode
After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.
29Bango Was His Name-O
Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.
30Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.